Trans"late" English. RIP

I created my version of the song Sappy by the band Nirvana and translated it to Tamil using Google Translator. This was what happened!

Wear your specs and close your eyes

Life is quite visible, very much visible. You only have to close your eyes to see it. The irony.

More dreams and less skills make a man a pest

Self explanatory. Yeah, I told you. Now read and understand or leave. I said leave me alone....

Men who don’t beleive in miracles, believe in their instincts. Wierd.

Tom: I hate people who believe in miracles.

Harry: Why?

Tom: It’s my instinct!

Pessimism can’t hurt. Be optimistic!

Men who were pessimistic perished. So did the optimists. So relax, it’s OK to be a pessimist. Just sit back and taste your tasteless coffee and pretend to be happy. That’s what millions of people do. But if you are a optimist, close this webpage and do some better job.

Mind it

There are two people in this world: ‘broad minded’ and ‘narrow minded’. Pity, ‘broad minded’ people don’t call ‘narrow minded’ people ‘narrow minded’ because they are ‘broad minded’. And ‘narrow minded’  people don’t accept ‘broad minded’ people as ‘broad minded’ because they are ‘narrow minded’.